Sunday, May 5, 2013

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Well, today we celebrate the Fifth of Mayo. Or as the Mexicans call it, Cinco de Mayo." Why we celebrate this, I don't know. I've had a Fifth of Vodka. I've had a Fifth of Tequila. I've been known to put down a Fifth of Bourbon. But a Fifth of Mayo? Strange.

And I want to know: Does Miracle Whip count? It looks like Mayo. It tastes like Mayo. But the label says "Salad Dressing." Which also confuses me. I thought Dressing was the stuff that comes out of the Turkey. Like Stove Top.

So Happy Fifth of Mayo. You might want to get the low fat stuff to keep your cholesterol levels good.

I know that Barry-O called it "Cinco de Quatro," and everybody laughed at him. But look at the video, and realize it was said on Hippie Hunting Day (May 4th), and I guess it really WAS a joke, much like the rest of his presidency.

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