Nuke the Punchline - Imaginary Man of Iron

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…

#5 rodney dill : …still hasn’t figured out his erector set.

#4 Leaperjohn : Has already bowed to it, apologized to it, and sent it $140 billion dollars in advanced American weaponry.

#3 Oppo :… said, “Nanotechnology? Oh! We were developing nannytechnology.”

#2 D***cat : …said “Big deal. We made a killer robot the Governor of Califormia.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from c64wood :

Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…said, “Oh yeah? Well we have Tony Stark. He’s Iron Man. (with hand over microphone) Huh? That’s not real?”

Cookies to c64wood!

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I can't wait for the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge between Keln and me. Maybe we should UP the stakes a bit? Bragging rights is fine...but...I think he should have to make me cookies or SOMETHING. :P  Suggestions?
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Lots of great comments on the NP line this time. :)  The ones I liked best were:

Now that the Pope is supporting atheists, Harvey...

#5 Dohtimes: ...will be able to exercise his religious freedom and his body as he burns off some calories in HEL...en Thomas's church of the wholly moley what the heck IS that?

#4 Rodney Dill: ...knew his, "Lighten up Francis," emails would eventually pay off.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...is going to be gone for a while; he's busy writing down all the sins he's committed for his first confession

#2 Harvey: ...will convert to Mormonism, just to be contrary. Ha! Let's see the Pope give me his blessing NOW!

My favorite response was from Bob B.:

Now that the Pope is supporting atheists, Harvey......will engineer a hostile take-over of Westboro Baptist,then start picketing Anonymiss with placards that read "God Hates Nags...and cookies"           [I wouldn't put it past him...the snot.]

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies to Bob B.!
(did you tell me your favorite, Bob?)

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Here's a new line for you to try:

What kind of cookies would you like Anonymiss to bake?