Thursday, May 23, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Imaginary Man of Iron

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…

#5 rodney dill : …still hasn’t figured out his erector set.

#4 Leaperjohn : Has already bowed to it, apologized to it, and sent it $140 billion dollars in advanced American weaponry.

#3 Oppo :… said, “Nanotechnology? Oh! We were developing nannytechnology.”

#2 D***cat : …said “Big deal. We made a killer robot the Governor of Califormia.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from c64wood :

Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…said, “Oh yeah? Well we have Tony Stark. He’s Iron Man. (with hand over microphone) Huh? That’s not real?”

Cookies to c64wood!

I can't wait for the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge between Keln and me. Maybe we should UP the stakes a bit? Bragging rights is fine...but...I think he should have to make me cookies or SOMETHING. :P  Suggestions?

Lots of great comments on the NP line this time. :)  The ones I liked best were:

Now that the Pope is supporting atheistsHarvey...

#5 Dohtimes: ...will be able to exercise his religious freedom and his body as he burns off some calories in HEL...en Thomas's church of the wholly moley what the heck IS that?

#4 Rodney Dill: ...knew his, "Lighten up Francis," emails would eventually pay off.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: going to be gone for a while; he's busy writing down all the sins he's committed for his first confession

#2 Harvey: ...will convert to Mormonism, just to be contrary. Ha! Let's see the Pope give me his blessing NOW!

My favorite response was from Bob B.:

Now that the Pope is supporting atheistsHarvey......will engineer a hostile take-over of Westboro Baptist,then start picketing Anonymiss with placards that read "God Hates Nags...and cookies"           [I wouldn't put it past him...the snot.]

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies to Bob B.!
(did you tell me your favorite, Bob?)


Here's a new line for you to try:

What kind of cookies would you like Anonymiss to bake?


  1. Trollhouse cookies, for Carpenter.

  2. I thought the headline was complete already and made perfect sense: 'Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…'

    Michael, London

  3. Manly Masculine Death Cookies of Doom for us to sharpen our Viking battle skills!

    1. You should try one of my sister Unny's "uncookies". If you survive it, you'll definitely be a VIKING! :)


  5. Snicker-snackdoodles. Just don't let them get to your head.

  6. Bacon flavored tuna cookies with sour cream filling of course, unless you have learned another recipe and your cat ran away.