Friday, May 31, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - The Scent of Money

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

#5 HokieGomer : I believe it important to distinguish between the different administrations as each left their own distinct aroma and flavor to each and could possibly be in circulation. With that in mind…

Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

…smell like General Tso’s Chicken (George P. Shultz /Richard Nixon)
…smell like Bacon, lettuce and tomato with malaise sandwich (W. Michael Blumenthal / Jimmy Carter)
…smell like Rawhide and Brylcreem (James Baker / Ronald Reagan)
…smell like Broccoli (Nicholas F. Brady / George Bush ’41)
…smell like Hookers and used cigars (Robert Rubin / Bill Clinton)
…smell like Blood of tyrants (John W. Snow / George Bush ’43)
…smell like TurboTax and dog (Timothy Geithner / Barry (Soetoro) Obama)

#4 walruskkkch : have no smell since that never made it out of the special study group of the sub committee assigned by the permanent undersecretary of the associate vice president of the sub department concerning monetary matters within the jurisdiction of the Secretary of the Treasury.

#3 rodney dill : smell like iocaine powder….

#2 jw : are gone before i have a chance to smell them.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob in Feenicks :

Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills……have no syrup smell, and that’s why Michael Moore hates America.

Choc Chip Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

Who said: “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.” ??

Lots of good guesses so far.  I'll give you a hint....the quote is from a political figure from the 70s.

Cookies to the winner!

My favorite nuke the punchline was also from Bob in Feenicks:

Newsweek is for sale again. Obama plans to buy it and...keep up with what's going on in his administration, since his staff doesn't tell him squat.

Maple Bacon Cookies to Bob in Feenicks! 

Wow, Bob. That's a lot of cookies you've won! :)

Here's a new line for you to try:

An Ex-Microsoft manager plans to create the first US marijuana brand. What should he call it?


  1. A political figure from the 70's? Was it Hillary Clinton?:

    As for the other question, he should call it... um... dude, what were we talking about?... Hey, cool! You've got Doritos!

  2. (Stared at) Windows, Ate.

  3. BSSOD - Blue Smoke Screen of Death

  4. Re-Boot Redbud
    Bud 1.0

    1. ...but you'll have to wait for Bud V10.2.1 for a version that will actually get you high.

  5. All packages will be sealed with an End User Licsense Agreement (EULA)

  6. Random Thought, Inaccessible Memory, Stored In The Cloud Of Smoke. Nicknamed Bongable Biden.