Sunday, June 9, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Because of Them, We are Rich

Harvey over at IMAO has a new straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

It’s June 6th. How should you commemorate the anniversary of D-Day?

#3 Oppo : In any way that is the opposite of the way the White House and Google did, which was to completely ignore it.

#2 frogmouth: Just D-Day? What about Otter and Hoover and Senator Blutarsky?!?

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkch :

It’s June 6th. How should you commemorate the anniversary of D-Day? by remembering the reason we can “afford” such idiots in the White House today is because brave men laid down their lives to create a world where such stupidity isn’t punished by death.

 Cookies to walruskkkch!

Special recognition to: walruskkkch's Dad, Iowa Jim's Dad, jw's Stepfather, Bob, Bunkerhilldaddo, FormerHostage, c64wood's Stepfather, CarolyntheMommy's Grampa, macko's Uncles and ALL those who have sacrificed various portions of their precious life here on earth because they cared about freedom. Thank you. Thank you so much. Cookies are not enough. Instead, I will try to live my life remembering. :)

Today is the anniversary of D-Day. Go read springeraz's beautiful remembrance:  D Day, June 6, 1944. Cookies to Newbie!


Lots of great responses for the nuke the punchline! :)  Some of my favorites:

With a Former Miss America running for Congress as a Republican, Democrats... 

#5 Bob B.: .....will jump all over it as "just another example of the Republican war against women".

#4 rodney dill.: ....are stuck with putting Mr. Goodwrench on their ticket.

#3 j: ...will watch bill clinton change parties

#2 springeraz: ...will do what.ever Valerie Jarrett tells them to do, they'll do it with $500 million of taxpayer money, and Jay Carney will lie about the whole thing.

My favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:

With a Former Miss America running for Congress as a Republican, Democrats...will behave toward her in exactly the way they claim Republicans behave towards women, and not see the irony.

Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

Here's a new line for you to try:


Feinstein says that the fact that our government is storing ALL of our emails is not is just newly leaked. The next thing that will leak...


  1. that Obama had no idea it was going on. He only just found out about it as he was reading Glenn Beck's emails.

    ...well, there's a reason Biden wears depends.

  2. ...due to lax FDA oversight, Soylent Green is actually only 10% people.

  3. that 93% of ObamaPhones are given to people in the Obama administration and are only used once.