Thankfully, Obama has left the country for a while and visited Berlin. Here are some tidbits about his trip to Germany that I bet you haven’t read in the mainstream media. You can thank my man in State for these, as usual.
· Obama began his speech by claiming to be a jelly donut. He was speaking English.
· He kept referring to himself as the First Black Fuhrer.
· He apologized to Germany for America’s role in causing WWI and WWII.
· He boldly stood up and suggested that Mr. Putin rebuild that wall.
· He asked Angela Merkel if she would give him a quick peak behind her iron curtain.
· He tried to defect to East Germany, but was unable to since he couldn’t locate it with his GPS.
· As an act of goodwill, he promised the German people that America would return the ark to them.
· As he was approaching the podium, he had the band play, “Springtime for Hitler.”
· While visiting the death camps, he asked the tour guides for schematics and design specifics, ‘just in case.’
· Everywhere he went, he kept dropping little handwritten notes that said, “The Jews really are controlling me. Help.”
· Also whenever he visited the death camps, he kept making the same old inappropriate comment: “I always like to look for the good in any situation. I bet somewhere in all those mass graves there was a necrophiliac playing dead and just having the time of his life.”
[Cross Posted at IMAO]
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