Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Matrimony Molecule

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Scientists Have Discovered the Brain’s “Misery Molecule”, Which Affects Stress, Anxiety, and Depression. They Also Discovered…



#5 Jeff in South Dakota: ...that they must discover many more thingys to keep that sweet grant money flowing in -sweet, sweet grant money.

#4 walruskkkch: ...the brain is asking for 60% royalties on the film rights.

#3 nabqrules:…that viewed with an electron microscope, the molecule looks like Obama, Pelosi, and Biden stuck together.

#2 Ogrrre:…the Progressives patented the molecule decades ago, and have been adding it to our water supply under the code name “Fluoride”.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage

Scientists Have Discovered the Brain’s “Misery Molecule”, Which Affects Stress, Anxiety, and Depression. They Also Discovered...that it remains dormant in males until they get married.

Kiss up cookies:

Scientists Have Discovered the Brain’s “Misery Molecule”, Which Affects Stress, Anxiety, and Depression. They Also Discovered...

Bob B: …that the antidote is cookies.
Burt: ..The brain’s ‘happy place’ is made entirely of Cookies and Bacon.
Les: …the “cookie crumb compound,” a substance which is responsible for the uncontrollable urge for one’s punch line to be chosen as a favorite at Nuking Politics.


Raspberry Almond Tarts to FormerHostage
Bob B, Burt and Les!

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I am looking for a bacon snickerdoodle recipe or something like that for my next bacon cookie attempt. Any suggestions? I wanna make some for Keln :)


Keln the Great on My Throne

(He hasn't told me to take this picture off yet, so I guess I'll post it again...hee hee)

My Sketchy has a pic and a video you need to see. He is amazingly talented. :) Cookies to Les!

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My favorite NP punchlines:



Obama has asked NFL players and celebrities for Obamacare endorsement. Joe Biden has...

#3 Harvey: ...locked himself in his room, crying, because Twilight Sparkle wasn't one of the celebrities on Obama's list.

#2  Apostic: ...asked Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends to endorse Amtrak.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

Obama has asked NFL players and celebrities for Obamacare endorsement. Joe Biden has...... been looking for the phone number for the letters "W" and "A," and the number "6," because they seem to sponsor the program he watches a lot.


Toffee Trifle to Oppo!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Learning that boys raised with sisters are more likely to vote GOP, President Obama...

8 comments:

  1. ...earmarked $500 billion for development of a condom that only blocks X chromosome sperm.

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  2. ... declared a war on w . .. wait a minute.

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  3. ...has made it harder to employ nuns at Catholic schools.

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  4. ...had Sister Souljah, Sister Mary Catherine Gallagher and the Pointer Sisters sent to Guantanamo Bay and figured that was a good start.

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  5. ... denied it, claiming it was scions fiction.

    ... admitted he never had a chance with Frank J., Jr., anyway.

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  6. ... said that was because they'd learned first-hand that being a drama queen should be just a passing phase, not a party platform.

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  7. ...got himself a vasectomy.

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  8. ...is glad he didn't have a son like Trayvon.

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