The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
#5 jw : THE DNC NEWS HOUR “pilot episode explores the far right views of chris mathews, rachel maddow and the new york times”
#4 rodney dill: Ali in the Family – with Achmed and Ezzah Bunker. In the pilot episode Achmed meets his new son-in-law, Porkhead.
#3 Iowa Jim : ... Are You Smarter Than Joseph Biden?
#2 Oppo :… “Who Wants To Confiscate The Wealth of A Millionaire?”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Apostic:
The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…”Believe It.. or Else!”
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| Toffee Trifle to Apostic! (I'm trying to stay cool) |
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So...I'm still in the dungeon. Even though my brand new baby arrived yesterday...we still are without cookies.
I feel bad complaining about heat when this guy...
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Here's a new line for you to try:
My favorite NP punchlines:
Europe is considering a quota system for women in corporate boardrooms. Obama is proposing a quota system for....
#3 can of spam:... complete idiots in his cabinet. Of course, he's using averaging, so Biden counts as three.
#2 Oppo: ... anyone willing to pay cash: you give him a dollar, he'll give you three quotas in Change.
My favorite line was from Dohtimes:
Europe is considering a quota system for women in corporate boardrooms. Obama is proposing a quota system for...using his quotes to make him look bad. From now on we have to do it 0% of the time. And that goes double for anyone named Harvey.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Jimmy Carter says "America no longer has a functioning democracy". Also malfunctioning...
...the Iranian Islamic regime that Carter's presidency ushered in.
ReplyDeleteToffee Trifle - Anonymiss
ReplyDeleteBless you. And in return I promise not to trifle with anyone here.
(BTW, yesterday I made Chicken Liver Mousse for a going away party today at work. Came out very nice, like a creamy pâté that goes well on water crackers. I fear it will encourage others to think about quitting working here....)
:) My goodness, Apostic. You are quite the gourmet! So what do I have to do to get treats? :)
DeleteSoon as I figure out how to upload them. Thus far I can tell you: floppy slots do not seem to work well for this....
Delete...Mr. Carter's friends in Venezuela.
ReplyDelete...the Constitution, our justice system, and the Emmy nominating process - I mean, no Kaley Cuoco, really?
ReplyDelete...all attempts for Obama to appear Presidential.
ReplyDelete...the printer at the Federal Reserve doesn't stop even though it ran out of paper years ago.
ReplyDelete(Also my snout, I have sniffed out truffles before but they never looked that tasty. Must be the sprinkles.)