Wednesday, September 4, 2013

How Do YOU Connect?

I'm not sure how I feel about that. Do you think it is accurate?

In any case, I think the President of the United States should get his own category:

Obama is like a 28.8K dial-up connection: slow, annoying, untrustworthy, and useless for all but the very simplest tasks.


  1. I'm sort of like Airtouch: My service has been discontinued.

  2. Some days I feel like two tin cans and a string. Too often the string is limp.

  3. I prefer a laser connection. Although I'm obviously nowhere near as focused as a laser, I do like being able to deliver a torrent of information in a hurry.

    But Obama, IMHO, doesn't rate 28.8K status. He's a 300-baud acoustic modem, who takes a long time to say anything, is shrill, won't shut up, and isn't great at getting information across even when someone/something is listening.

    People used to praise his oratory skills, but then we found out that when he goes off script, even R2D2 is more eloquent.

  4. Obama is like the old test pattern they used to show on TV when signing off. It has a usefulness to someone, probably to prove others have been successful at their jobs and the system is working but is shutting down. Plus after a few seconds of Obama all he has to offer is a lot of static.