Monday, September 16, 2013

Pennywise And Pound Foolish?

The title was Arik's idea.  I just stole it.

Somebody in full clown make-up, complete with balloons,  has been making a habit of loitering outside homes in a small English town.  Authorities are seeking to question him, as residents claim he is "creepy, he doesn't say anything, he just stares.  He scares my kids."

According to Dr. Penny Curtis, a researcher, "We find that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some find the clown images to be quite frightening and unknowable."

A Secret Service spokesman said "Mr Obama, who is known to have some sort of issue with rodeo clowns, is in a safe location.  He has directed us to work with UK authorities to establish whether this individual might be affiliated with a rodeo.  Also after checking we are satisfied that this individual is not Joe Biden.


  1. That's a much better title than the one I used. In fact I think I'll steal it......