Thursday, September 19, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - There Will Be Blood

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include…

#5 Bob in Feenicks:…the Animation Domination version of The Five, featuring Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher, Stan Smith, and Chris Matthews.

#4 Dohtimes: …Hillary Clinton Live, Clinton picks today’s youtube video responsible for liberals destroying America while looking more and more like Larry King.

#3 Oppo: … the “I Miss America” pageant.

#2 Bob B. :…O’Reilly admiring himself, Hannity repeating himself, Gutfeld mocking himself, Beckel wetting himself…

And my favorite straight line of the day was from D***Cat:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include…Fred Thompson, Adam Baldwin, and Chuck Norris. Paramedics will be standing by.

 Cookies to D***Cat!

and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch and HokieGomer:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include...

walruskkkch: ...How to bake the best d*** cookies starring Anonymiss.    [I'm ready for my close up :)]

HokieGomer…a regular baking feature called “All Things Anonymiss!”

Kiss up cookies to 
walruskkkch and HokieGomer!

If you're a Hunter fan, like I am, go read his incredible Presidential Address here. It's awesome :)  Then go try your luck at Bored Fusion 19: Crazy Canoes. I can't wait to see your ideas :) 


My favorite NP punchlines:

When he learned the Navy Yard shooter was Buddhist, Joe Biden...

#3 Rodney Dill :...proposed cutting off Budweiser sales at public events.

#2 Bob in Feenicks :...blamed it on all the Confusian.

My favorite line was from can of spam:

When he learned the Navy Yard shooter was Buddhist, Joe Biden...said, "while I appreciate a good booty, I'm more of a 'leg man'".

Toffee Trifle to can of spam!

Here's a new line for you to try:

Brazilian hackers confuse NASA for the NSA in a revenge attack. Next to be confused...


  1. Hackers confuse C-SPAN coverage of the White House staff with Sesame Street episodes

  2. Hackers confuse the DNC website with

  3. ...are anti-Second Amendment protesters picketing all the shooters that belong to the NBA.

  4. Michelle Obama for someone who's proud of her country.

  5. Cookie Walruses with Kookie Walruses

  6. ... Osama's marine corpse and Obama's Marine Corpse.

    ... Harry Reid and a hairy reed.

    ... Batman and The Batman.

  7. ... instead of -- granted, this was an easier mistake to make in the Clinton era.

  8. THe White House Press corps with the White House Press Office.

  9. Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies with Raisin Oatmeal Cookies

  10. ...Joe Biden trying to sit in the corner in the Oval Office.