Thursday, September 26, 2013

Tactical Nuke: Thursday, September 26, 2013

• So, since Anonymiss left, our ratings have dropped big time. Like completely tanked. Except she didn't completely leave. So what I don't get is...if she is sorta here still, how come we don't have sorta ratings? This is sounding more and more like a conspiracy.

• Speaking of conspiracies, Miley Cyrus, that loser daughter of that achey breaky heart dude, put a tattoo on her feet. Like on the bottom. That is stupid. I really don't care about this person, but I just wanted to point out that tatooing the bottom of your foot is stupid. And that has nothing to do with conspiracies...just didn't have a good segue there. Carry on.

• Obama admitted to raising taxes on "some things" with Obamacare. And by "some things", he means, like, everything.

• Dude is growing a nose on his forehead. Seriously. One can only imagine what people will be growing on their foreheads in the near future. I'll leave that up to your imaginations.

• So, the Naval Yard murderer piece of scum, was apparently using an AR-15, I mean, sawed-off shotgun, I mean normal pump action shotgun. Seriously, these weapons-illiterate journalists need to take a class or something.

• No, really...the media is kind of dead to me right now.

• Carry on...


  1. Ok, I can see growing him a new nose, but that thing on his forehead is some kind of giant mutant Jimmy Durante/Karl Malden/Barbra Streisand nose!

  2. "Don't leave home without it!"

    And I don't want to know what body parts these guys are growing.