Friday, October 4, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Lots of Bathroom Breaks

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…


#5 Dohtimes: …the source of 89 million videos that YouTube will make posters take down.

#4 Jimmy: …a strange Javascript that must be enabled from a website called “nsacapcha.gov.”

#3 D***Cat:…videos featuring 23 of my cousins – all idiots.

#2 Bob B.: …a great deal of copyright infringement.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage:

YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…a compilation [buffering..........] of all the [buffering........] best that You[buffering.......]tube has to offer in the [buffering............................].

 Cookies to FormerHostage!

and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch, Burt and Bob in Feenicks:

YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…

walruskkkch:The best cookies ever devised by the human mind, those of Anonymiss.  [We're not sure why, but why quibble with such a good idea? :) ]

Burt: …awards of cookies baked in the shape of Oscar the Grouch. [I don't get it :)]

Bob in Feenicks: …Chocolate Rain. (To go with Anonymiss’ cookies) [I don't get this one either :)]

Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch,
 Burt, and Bob in Feenicks!
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My favorite lines from yesterday:



Free phones are being offered Obamacare insurance buyers. The next perk...

#3 HokieGomer.: ....includes pre-programming the phone with Sandra Fluke's number.

#2 Bob B.: ...a perpetual calendar to track when the next available doctor appointment will open up.

and my favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:

Free phones are being offered Obamacare insurance buyers. The next perk...free data backup with nsa.gov.

Disclaimer: No guarantee you'll be able to retrieve your data, just know the NSA has a copy of it.


Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!
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Here's a new line for you to try:

AP Photos
Donald Trump's biggest concern about Hillary's 2016 bid is her health because...

8 comments:

  1. ...Obamacare doesn't cover cankles beyond a certain circumference.

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  2. It couldn't be her hairstyle, no way.

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  3. ...if she looks in a mirror she'll get physically ill... just like everyone else that sees here.

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  4. ...if she looks in a mirror she'll get physically ill... just like everyone else that sees here.

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  5. ...her wealth is no threat.

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  6. The three brain cells she injured while falling are 33.3% of all known Democrat brain cells and Liberalism has just been declared a flesh eating virus that likes brain cells for dessert.

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  7. ...he heard rumors she had sex with Bill Clinton, and God knows all the diseases he has.

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    1. 'Chocolate Rain' was a YouTube video that went viral a few years ago:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

      It sounded like something that would go well with cookies.

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