Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Coming out of His Gloves

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix Also Lending a Hand…

#5 walruskkkch: ...A whole parcel of unemployed “Wymens Studies” majors from Harvard.

#4 Bob in Feenicks:…Gomez Addams. But remember, Thing is only on loan. He’ll want him back eventually.

#3 blarg: …diseases, especially viruses.

#2 Da**Cat:…well, nobody – but lots of people are giving him a finger.

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Burt:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix Also Lending a Hand…George Castanza

 Cookies to Burt!

and today's best kiss uppers were Bob B., walruskkkch and FormerHostage:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix Also Lending a Hand…

Bob B.:…is Anonymiss, who has been tasked with the all-important cookie control. 

walruskkkch:… All the best and brightest cookie bakers in the land. Unfortunately they forgot Anonymiss so were doomed to failure. 

FormerHostage:…the Keebler elves to set EPA and OSHA guidelines for Anonymiss’ cookie recipes.

Kiss up Cookies to Bob B.,
walruskkkch and FormerHostage!

My favorite lines from yesterday were from:

Since Anonymiss beat her in a Zumba challenge, MObama...

Harvey: ... was exiled in shame back to her home planet of Kashyyyk

Bob in Feenicks:...let's just say, the IRS is about to conduct its first cookie audit.

and my favorite line was from Oppo:

Since Anonymiss beat her in a Zumba challenge, MObama...... blamed it on being Bushed.

Cookies to Oppo!

Here's a new line for you to try:

If depression accelerates aging...


  1. ...the Obama administration is getting old fast...

  2. won't need Obamacare, you can just skip right to Medicare

  3. Get off my lawn, damn hippies.

  4. ... whiskey bottled in 2009 will taste like 12-year-old Scotch.

  5. ...maybe I should just get over my life's greatest failure, not reading Madeleine L'Engle's A Wrinkle In Time.

  6. ... that would explain when so many on the left (motto: "don't worry, be happy") are still in diapers.

  7. ...Nancy Pelosi will be needing more plastic surgery thanks to Obamacare.

  8. ... then Anonymiss's cookies must be the fountain of youth!

    (those Kiss Up cookies look yummy :))