A New Report Shows the Government Faked Unemployment Data Just Before the 2012 Elections. Also Being Faked…
#5 FormerHostage: …sincerity.
#4 Bob in Feenicks.:…Nancy Pelosi’s face. Looking at her real one will turn you to stone.
#3 Bob B.:…is any claim that Obama is the smartest person in the room, even an otherwise empty one.
#2 walruskkkch: ...Pro wrestling. Seriously. It’s a fact.
#2 walruskkkch: ...Pro wrestling. Seriously. It’s a fact.
And my favorite straight lines of the day were from CrabbyOldBat:
A New Report Shows the Government Faked Unemployment Data Just Before the 2012 Elections. Also Being Faked. . . “concern” that a few low-level employees acting without authorization could, through one isolated and anomalous incident, besmirch the reputation of an otherwise upright, rule-abiding, wholly non-partisan and impartial Census Bureau. “I am shocked — shocked!— to find that fakery is going on here!”
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A New Report Shows the Government Faked Unemployment Data Just Before the 2012 Elections. Also Being Faked…
FormerHostage: …the preference of store-bought cookies over homebaked. [That would *have* to be faked :)]
walruskkkch: ...are Anonymiss cookies, and they stink! [Who's faking my cookies? Let me at 'em! :P ]
RAML: ...The answer of course would be Anonymiss cookies. Of course the government took a good shot at it with it’s *you didn’t do that* and his upping the energy costs so much that everybody esp new businesses had to struggle . Now he’s upping her insurance cost or just canceling it completely. So what’s next? [It's true. Currently uninsured :(]
walruskkkch: ...are Anonymiss cookies, and they stink! [Who's faking my cookies? Let me at 'em! :P ]
RAML: ...The answer of course would be Anonymiss cookies. Of course the government took a good shot at it with it’s *you didn’t do that* and his upping the energy costs so much that everybody esp new businesses had to struggle . Now he’s upping her insurance cost or just canceling it completely. So what’s next? [It's true. Currently uninsured :(]
My favorite line yesterday was from Bob B.:
Kiss Up Cookies to can of spam:
Because he was trying to hijack a massive shipment of cookies to can of spam. [By the way, does walruskkkch have an alibi?]
In Philadelphia, a man stole a FedEx truck and clipped several parked cars as the police chased him. Why did he want a FedEx truck? When you absolutely, positively have to do time...
Kiss Up Cookies to can of spam:
Because he was trying to hijack a massive shipment of cookies to can of spam. [By the way, does walruskkkch have an alibi?]
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