Thursday, January 9, 2014

Where is Anonymiss?

I know. I've been gone a long time. Keln said my singing and endless chatter was driving him crazy so he locked me in this dungeon.

All alone. Pout.

My brave band of loyal dwarves tried to save me...

But, well... let's just say the rescue... ummm...did not go quite as planned...

I really miss you guys -  but until the dragon is eliminated, I guess I'm going to be stuck here for a while :(


  1. I'll use my sword Dragonsbane: +2 against red dragons and protection from fire attack.

  2. Well, I took a shot. Sorry, rolled a 17. I'm toasted.
    Best whip up some wretched, substandard cookies to tide me over. How far we have fallen

    1. What makes you think the cookies are wretched and substandard? Have you had one?

      I haven't, but I suspect they taste like rainbows and unicorn farts (which are sweet and delicious, like dreams.)

  3. Huh. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. My cookies are as delicious as ever - they're just here with me in the dungeon. The solution is pretty straight forward: If you want cookies, exterminate the dragon.

    Miss you guys :)

    1. Heaven forbid as to suggest such a thing!

      The implication was merely that one would expect your cookies to taste as though they come from a land of faeries and princesses in distress, except that they are provably real , and one would assume, spectacular.