Thursday, May 8, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Get Back, Witch!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. I think. But I really liked this one, so I decided to judge it instead. I know. I'm random like that...

Does anybody else find it interesting that the person who stuck this sticker on her car...a liberal...who probably voted for so fed up with him, she's ready for somebody new, too??

I’m “ready for Hillary” because…

#5 Fatwa Arbuckle:   …I like big ankles and I cannot lie.

#4 CrabbyOldBat:. . . . I have been dead for years, which is how Democrats prefer their voters.

#3 mikeszekely: …honestly, it only took minor adjustments to the preparations I’d already done to be ready for a zombie apocalypse.

#2 Oppo: … the seance is settled.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Fred Key: 

I’m “ready for Hillary” because... I killed Inigo Montoya’s father, and I’m preparing to die.

( Get used to disappointment.  :P)

 Cookies to Fred Key!


Here's a new line for you to try:

A woman wearing a spiderman costume robbed a store. She stole...


  1. ... costume jewelry.

    ... stuff, and then she escaped using what she called Peter Parkour.

  2. ... a hero costume to trade for heroine.

  3. My cookies! Bring them back, evil spider woman!

    (Yay! I got cookies!)

  4. ...because being a superhero is not as lucrative as one might suppose.

    ...the innocence of children everywhere :( feed her "Koch" habit.

  5. ... her son's LARPing outfit, and permanently stretched out the chest region? What a terrible mom.