Nuke the Punchline - Even IT Has Its Limits!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…”

#5 Burt:  …that Hillary and Bill are no longer on the Christmas Card list.

#4 Bob B: …Ebola, payola, and Biden’s crayola

#3 Oppo:.… Voldemort Jarrett or her role in Barry (“The Boy Who Lied”) Potter’s administration.

#2 FormerHostage: ….we don’t know, the hard drive crashed.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes: 

Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…that while Obama isn’t immune to Ebola, there are some places even a virus won’t go.

 Cookies to Dohtimes!

and Kiss up Cookies to Bob B, can of spam and Dohtimes :): 

Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

Bob B: …Anonymiss cookies [They are soooo secret!]

can of spam: … Anonymiss’ cookie recipes.[They are even secret-er!!]

Dohtimes: …cookies!!! Cookies make you unable to tell a lie. In Washington you have to carry your cookies concealed. At least they know the first rule of no cookie for you club (You don’t tell the truth about anything). Obama still has his cookieginity.

[Oooh, my cookies have special POWERS? So now that you cookie-crunchers can't tell a lie, what do you think of Nuke the Punchline? Any suggestions?]

Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B, can of spam
and Dohtimes!