I Want One

While normal people are enjoying their Thanksgiving Turkey Hangovers, some of us are going to be stuck at work, because God doesn't stop people from getting sick and/or dying just because it's Thanksgiving.

So, my Thanksgiving Dinner will likely be cafeteria food, once again.
But it would all be worth it if they served THIS:

Behold! the Cthurkey!

Actually, looks sort of like Obamacare, doesn't it? A misbegotten thing of pieces parts all stuck together in such a manner that would drive a sane mad to madness just from looking at it?