Monday, November 17, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - So Many Rs

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The Most Awkward Moment During President Obama’s Visit to China…



#5 Dohtimes:..…was when he surrendered to General Tso.

#4 Bob in Feenicks: ……when Biden said his favorite blog was I, MAO.
 :)

#3 rodney dill:  …when Obama said, “Hey, this don’t taste like dog,” while eating dinner.

#2 walruskkkch: ...was when the Chinese Premiere told him, “Didn’t see enough dead people, at the polls, eh”?

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo: 

The Most Awkward Moment During President Obama’s Visit to China… was when he did a spit-take when the Chinese leader tried to pronounce “Hillary.”

Cookies to Oppo!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

The Most Awkward Moment During President Obama’s Visit to China…

walruskkkch:....was when he discovered that the Chinese hadn’t stolen the secret to Anonymiss cookies yet.  [He's got that right! :P]

rodney dill: ...When asked if he wanted some Warnuts, he said, “No, I don’t like them Republicans.” [Clever :) ]

Oppo: … was when he tried to score one of those fourchoom cookies. [Hee hee :)] 

Nucking Futs: … was when he became enraged seeing NonAnonymiss cookies on his bed side table full of raisins and nuts. [Ick! :)]


Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch,
rodney dill, Oppo and Nucking Futs!

The Musings of Anonymiss: 

Something sweet:

  

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