Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Nuke the Punchline - We're Gonna Need Bigger Guns

Despite the hectic schedule necessitated by his "medium distance relationship", Harvey at IMAO is *still* writing awesome straight lines. MY HERO! He'll post another amazing one today. In the mean time, the increasingly capricious Anonymiss has decided to shock everybody by actually judging one.

President Obama Plans to Ban Bullets and Replace Them with…

#9 Iowa Jim: ...“free” birth-control pills

#8 JeffersonFan: ...wads of insurance cancellation notices….

#7 Burt.: …pre-tallied ballots.

#6 FormerHostage: ..Rubber bullets that double as earplugs.

#5 walruskkkch: ...little teeny tiny copies of the Koran.

#4 c64wood: …nothing. And then he will become pro-2nd Amendment. Y’all can have all the guns you want. But let me be clear, you can’t have any bullets.

#3 Oppo.: ...those deadly carbon emissions that he’s convinced are so much more of a threat.

#2 LibertyAtStake: ...Tiny little drones.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Fangbeer: 

President Obama Plans to Ban Bullets and Replace Them with…Undocumented workers. But then he realized the right would simply adopt the slogan, “guns don’t kill people, undocumented workers kill people.”

Cookies to Fangbeer!

The Musings of Anonymiss: 

So I recognize I have been absent lately. I won't bore you with a long list of excuses. Suffice it to say, my life has fundamentally changed and I'm rearranging everything.  

Basically, I'm examining every part of my life and deciding whether it will be kept or abandoned.

This quote has been a comfort through the turmoil. It helps me discern what truly matters. Perhaps you will like it too:


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