Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama likes golf SO much...
#5 tomg51: he quit his day job 3 1/2 years ago.
#4 Harvey: that he turned the entire economy into a sand trap.
#3 Edthepastor: he turned the housing market into a water hazard.
#2 Charon: because when he hooks one into the rough, he can blame the Bush.
And the best punchline goes to Apostic:
President Obama likes golf SO much...he put down billions on what he thought were greens jobs.
Congratulations Apostic!
This was one really tough, the punchlines are getting better and better. I might have to start picking the best 10 instead of 5.
And one to try out here:
How do you confuse Joe Biden?
The last one was tough, so I thought I'd give you an easy one.
How do you confuse Joe Biden?
ReplyDeleteUse TWO shiney things!
How do you confuse Joe Biden?
ReplyDeleteAsk him a question.
Make the train run on time
ReplyDeleteTell him his Chia Pet died. ~Jimmy
ReplyDeleteTell him to go piss in the corner of the Oval office.
ReplyDeleteKeln, your question about how much Obama likes golf has inspired me. Look for my response in your email.
ReplyDeleteArik
#1 tell him that he's not actually in the matrix
ReplyDelete#2 explain to him what "shovel ready" really means
#3 try to explain to him what "literally" literally means
Ask him to define "jobs"
ReplyDeleteTell him to answer a question in 500 words or less.
ReplyDeleteAsk him how it feels to be Obama's number one insurance policy against assassination.
ReplyDeleteAsk him if can he can get us a discount on hair plugs
ReplyDeleteAsk him what is Obama's favorite recipe for dog.
ReplyDeleteTell him Obama just decreed Joe Biden VP for life
ReplyDeleteAsk him what the definition of "is" is
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