Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Likes Golf SO Much

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama likes golf SO much...

#5 tomg51: he quit his day job 3 1/2 years ago. 

#4 Harvey: that he turned the entire economy into a sand trap.

#3 Edthepastor: he turned the housing market into a water hazard.

#2 Charon: because when he hooks one into the rough, he can blame the Bush.

And the best punchline goes to Apostic:

President Obama likes golf SO much...he put down billions on what he thought were greens jobs.

Congratulations Apostic!

This was one really tough, the punchlines are getting better and better. I might have to start picking the best 10 instead of 5.

And one to try out here:

How do you confuse Joe Biden?

The last one was tough, so I thought I'd give you an easy one.


  1. How do you confuse Joe Biden?

    Use TWO shiney things!

  2. How do you confuse Joe Biden?
    Ask him a question.

  3. Tell him his Chia Pet died. ~Jimmy

  4. Tell him to go piss in the corner of the Oval office.

  5. Keln, your question about how much Obama likes golf has inspired me. Look for my response in your email.


  6. #1 tell him that he's not actually in the matrix
    #2 explain to him what "shovel ready" really means
    #3 try to explain to him what "literally" literally means

  7. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    Ask him to define "jobs"

  8. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    Tell him to answer a question in 500 words or less.

  9. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:19 AM

    Ask him how it feels to be Obama's number one insurance policy against assassination.

  10. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:20 AM

    Ask him if can he can get us a discount on hair plugs

  11. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    Ask him what is Obama's favorite recipe for dog.

  12. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Tell him Obama just decreed Joe Biden VP for life

  13. ComradeChairmanObamaJune 27, 2012 at 10:24 AM

    Ask him what the definition of "is" is