Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: President Obama Went Shopping

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama went shopping...

#5 Lactose the Intolerant: ...for a new home.

#4 seanmahair: ...first he tried to buy a clue, when he couldn’t find one he tried to buy an instinct, he finally settled for a “feeling”.

#3 jeffersonfan: ...for a map with all 57 states.

#2  NO_MO_BAMA: ...but his credit card from The First National Bank of Other People’s Money was declined.

 And the best punchline goes to Andrew Felsher:

President Obama went shopping only to discover that PetSmart is not a grocery store, and thus was understandably upset when he tried to eat their inventory.

Congratulations Andrew Felsher!

Now here's one for you guys to play with:

Obama's new plan to fix the economy...


  1. is very similar to the way I got my cat fixed - so as to eliminate the hope of future generations.

  2. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 24, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    involves a piece of chewing gum, a bobby pin, a mullet and 10 trillion in new tax hikes.

  3. involves bringing back slavery.

  4. Step one: Steal Underpants.
    Step two: ???
    Step three: Profit!

  5. Is exactly the same as his old plan. Tax the rich, green jobs, spend, spend, spend!

  6. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 25, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    involves losing in November.

  7. I'm a winner! I get money, right?

    1. ^Probably should explain. I'm Andrew Felsher.

    2. I know who you are, that is why I linked your name above to your blog. Spiffy, eh?

      And, sorry, there are no money prizes. But, you did earn 2 points towards the Punchline Nuker of the week award, which I give out every week. And that, my friend, is a Major Award.