Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Scariest Part About an Obama Fundraiser

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

 The scariest part of attending an Obama fundraiser...

#5 T-dog: …is having to see Obama.

#4  Harvey: You gave Sarah Jessica Parker a lump of sugar ONCE, and now she won’t stop nuzzling your hand every time she sees you.

#3 Son of Bob: …is when you start laughing at the jokes, then realize they’re not joking.

#2 FormerHostage: …suddenly finding yourself between the buffet and Michael Moore.

 And the best punchline goes to Mrs. Campbell:

The scariest part of attending an Obama fundraiser is watching people in clothes worth thousands of dollars, consuming hundreds of dollars of food and wine, talk about how capitalism is the problem.

Congratulations Mrs. Campbell!

Now here's one for you guys to play with:

 The Obama campaign has adopted a new campaign slogan...


  1. *points off in to distance* "oh look" *runs away*

  2. (said in a whiny, first-grader voice while stomping feet and crossing arms) "It's not my FAULT!"

    1. It's been a few lines since I've picked you Carolyn. I think you are still the most-picked for nuking the punchline. Best get hoppin' on making a good punchline for today's straight line.

      OR...maybe it is time for you to write up something of your own and submit it to this here blog.

  3. I wear magic underwear just like he does. Mine shows Malcolm-X in Anime beating up My Little Pony.

  4. "This time I'll use lube!"

    Crude and rude, but that's what it all boils down to. Every time I read one of his campaign speeches, visions of what he could do to this country in another four years make me gasp in horror.