Faux News lies!?!?!

Did you know that Fox News viewers are 145% more uninformed than people who turn the volume up on PBS really loud in the living room while they make dinner?  It’s totally true yo!  I used to not believe it until one day I got a How Informed are You survey?

Due to legal reasons, (or possibly I just didn’t feel like posting a photoshoped PDF file) I wrote down a transcript of one such survey.  You can clearly see how after this its not that they ask you leading questions, but its actually that you are not informed.

 

• On a scale of 1-10 how informed do you feel you are?  _____
•  In what city did Barack (don’t call me Hussein) Obama spend his 6^th birthday? _____
• How stupid are republicans? _____
• How amazing are democrats? _____
• At 8:00 P.M if you watch news, what news cast do you watch?  (If you say O’reilly you are wrong)  _____
• How sexy is Rachel Maddow on a scale of 1-10?  _____
• How aroused does Anderson Cooper make you on a scale of 1-10? _____
• If you could punch Sean Hannity, how many times would you?  On a scale of 1-100?  _____
• When you get your correct news, where do you get it from (check all that apply)

          New York Times
          MSNBC
          CNN
          LA Times
          Chicago Tribune
          Town Crier
          Planet Fitness Personal Trainer

actual quote from last nights show

• Where do you get your wrong news from? (Check all that apply)

          Faux News

I’m actually surprised I was informed enough to read this masterpiece.