Homeland security big wig Janet Napolitano has recently
released a statement about speaking up at sporting events. Apparently her office finds suspicious
activity anywhere, and that anywhere even includes sports ball games.
Nuking politics reached out to the homeland security
division of our government in these here United States . They had this to say.
“You know its no secret that terrorists like to kill and
hurt people all the time. Why just last
week a totally non Muslim guy came up to me and asked for my wallet. I was all scared and stuff, but I gave it to
him anyway. Then I reported the
terrorism. If it was a Muslim, I
probably wouldn’t have reported it as terrorism. Cuz that’s what we do yo’.
Stay tuned to nukingpolitics.com for more on this story as
it develops
Update: did you get
the spin doctors pun in the title?
Update: I’ll admit I
liked the spin doctors when they first came out.
Update: of course I
was like 13 at the time, so its not really my fault.
(source yahoo sports)
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