Friday, August 17, 2012

In the News: Obama is Kind of a Jerk Edition

How big of a jerk is Obama?

At the Iowa state fair president Obama crippled a small business for the soul purpose of, “seeing a small business crumble”.  Mike Cunningham, owner of the beer tent was less than pleased with the president’s move.  When reached for comment he had this to say.  “Oh come on man, just because I didn’t vote for you, you’re going to block off my beer tent’?

The president was none to pleased with the accusations from Cunningham.  His spokesperson released this statement.

"Though the events at the Iowa state fair are unfortunate, we all have to remember, none of this would have happened of Mitt Romney would just go away.  Seriously, were trying to find a way to blame this incident on him, but we can’t do that right now.  We’re pretty sure that Cunningham inherited the family business from his father, after Mitt gave him cancer. or possibly he was pushed off a cliff by Paul Ryan.  Your move jerks". will have more on this story as it develops.

for the full story, hit the source link below.

Update:  I’m still thinking about that taco from yesterday

Update2:  Do you guys realize it’s been like 3 days since Joe “What’s That Smell” Biden said anything stupid?  This has to be a new record.

(source DesMoines Register)

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