Friday, August 17, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: President Obama's Teleprompter

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama's teleprompter...

#5 hwuu: ...will be replacing robotic Obama in Disney’s hall of presidents.

#4 Son of Bob: embarrassed to tell other teleprompters where he works.

#3 spacemonkey: ...actually made the call to take out bin Laden.

#2 Sharky: ...just announced that it will not be attending the Democratic National Convention.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

President Obama's teleprompter just claimed that it is 1/32 CRT.

Congratulations blarg!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The presidential limo now has...


  1. had all the Fast & Furious documents that were stashed in the trunk removed and buried in a shallow grave in the White House garden.

    1. But they had to move Vince Foster's files to make room for them.

  2. a GPS - Global People Screwing

  3. ...a president without a picture ID!

  4. ...been totally pimped out!

  5. peasant-proof tires

  6. the receipt from UR CAR BELONG TO US NOW loan company made out to the Obama campaign.