Nuke the Punchline: In the Oval Office, They Just Installed

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

In the Oval Office, they just installed...

#5 Son of Bob: ...some new signage to differentiate doors from windows.

#4 Laurence Simon: ...a doggie-door so Joe Biden doesn’t need to scratch and whine to be let out anymore.

#3 Lactose the Intolerant: ...a map of all 57 contiguous US states.

#2 FormerHostage: ...outlet safety caps and took all the paperclips away from Joe.

And the best punchline goes to hwuu:

In the Oval Office, they just installed giant floating head to advise Barack. Pay no attention to the Valerie behind the curtain

Congratulations hwuu!


Now here's a line for you all to play with:

Obama is having Air Force One replaced with...


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