Thursday, August 2, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: The Worst Thing Happened to Obama on the Golf Course

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course...

#5 Son of Bob: ...someone kept score…the real score.

#4 Peregrine John: ...Every time he yells “Fore!” someone yells back “Trillion!”

#3 hwuu: ...A sheik walked by and Obama bowed in the middle of his back swing.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...He was told if he got the ball into the clown’s mouth he could get a hole-in-one, but he ended up giving Biden a concussion instead.

And the best punchline goes to Zach:

The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course. When asked if he wanted to improve his lie, he couldn’t pick just one.

Congratulations Zach!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Pelosi, Reid, and Biden chip in to get Obama a birthday present...


  1. Biden was surprised, because it turned out to be Pelosi & Reid driving him out to the woods & ditching him so Obama could pick a new VP.

  2. And authored a new tax bill to pay for it.

  3. a one way ticket to iran

  4. It cost $2.3 billion, but it's not like they were chipping in their own money

  5. Oops. That was me re birth certificate.

  6. Turned out, Newsweek's first gay president didn't want *THAT* to jump out of a cake.

  7. ...but based on Obama's own statements historically, they couldn't figure out the correct date.