Friday, August 24, 2012

Punchline Nuker of the Week: August 24, 2012

Well, it has been a week since the last Punchline Nuker of the Week award was given out, and it is time to pick another award winner.

 This week, we have a repeat winner, who has proven that by copiously responding to my straight lines, one can game the system.

So, without further ado, for their second award, the winner is Lactose the Intolerant.

Congratulations, Lactose the Intolerant! Here is your Major Award:

As you can see, I have added a star for "second award". Good job.

Winners are selected based on a simple point system:
1 point if you made a winners list.
2 points if you got a "best punchline"
1 point if you came up with a punchline to one of my straight lines (and I deemed it worthy).
2 points for the best of those.


  1. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 24, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    You can disqualify me for gaming the system if you want. I don't care about winning. I just like to play.

  2. You didn't win that! Someone else made that happen.

  3. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 24, 2012 at 7:27 PM

    So true. In light of that, I would like to take a moment and thank those who made this possible. First, I would like to thank the Quality Control Manager at the condom factory, without whose gross incompetence I would not be alive today. And I would like to thank my parents for not aborting me despite the fact that the in utero gene testing indicated that I might be as much as 1/4 Satan. And I would like to thank the drug companies, because I would not be the man I am today without 'rare but significant' side effects. Oh, and the government helped to. Somehow. Not sure how.