Tactical Nuke: Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

• My biggest beef with Chick-fil-A, is that there aren't any around these here parts. That really stinks, because I love their sammiches.

Also, I am upset at Krystal's, because they don't have those here either. Basically, I love southern restaurants. I'd move south, but it's too ded gum hot down there.

• Good thing I bought a crap-ton load of pecans last time I was in Georgia. At least I have that going for me.

• So, comedians like John Lovitz and Dana Carvey are lamenting their inability to make fun of Obama in Tinsel Town. Look, I get it...when reality slaps a leftist in the face, they actually feel it, and can't ignore it. So it can make them say some rather...uh.."conservative" things. But you guys are missing the point here. You accepted from day one that you are part of the leftist cause. You can't back out now. You're on board with the left, and Obama is like your Ayatollah. So get in step gentlemen.

I mean, if some lefty Hollywood guy or gal just did the old switcheroo based on principle, I'd understand. But when it only happens after their pocket books are affected...well I just don't care at that point. All that tells me is that they are willing to go for the "in" cause, until it directly affects them.

Poo on you!

• Fox News asks us whether or not Macaulay Culkin is a drug addict. Well, considering he looks like what we thought Charlie Sheen would look like about now, I'd say yes.

Yeah...big news day so far...