Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Lactose's Intolerant Opinion: 9-25-12

All throughout Obama's address to the UN on freedom of speech, I was really hoping Ban Ki Moon would censor him. 

Because I like irony.  And so the headline could read: Obama Speech Banned by Ban.  And so Obama would know what it feels like.  That's how I teach my children not to bite. 

Of course, Ban wouldn't censor the parts I would like to see censored, were I the censoring type, which I am not.  Parts such as this: The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam. 

Does he mean to imply that future must belong to those who reverence Islam?  And does this tie in to his plan to Win the Future?  Does he mean to win the future by reverencing Islam?  I'm so confused.  I guess I'm not smart enough to understand this sophisticated president of ours.  I mean, WTF (meaning Win The Future, of course.  This is a family site).

I'd like to say more, but my brain is still swimming in a revolting sea of vomit induced by the prospects of Madonna stripping for Obama, and my left eye remains shriveled and suicidal, making typing difficult.  Who would have guessed I'd miss depth perception that much.  I've never been known for a great amount of either depth or perception.

Til later.

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