Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Probably Make the Muslims Riot

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

This will probably make the Muslims riot...

#5 jw: ...the sun came up this morning.

#4 Charon: ...(dramatic silence).

#3 Mike: ...Using bacon as a Qur'an bookmark.

#2 springeraz: ...Gonna incorporate and start selling franchises for a new business idea…..kiosks in airports and other places where you can buy snacks like twinkles, popcorn and such while you’re waiting for your flight or whatever. Gonna call it Allahu Snackbar.

And the best punchline goes to hadsil:

This will probably make the Muslims riot, but Sesame Street still uses the Muppet magician that begins every conjuration trick with "Allah peanut butter sandwiches."

Congratulations hadsil!

And now here's a line for you guys to riot over:

To prepare for the debates with Joe Biden, Paul Ryan...


  1. Slapped around a basket of cute, fluffy kittens until he learned to keep his pity reflex from kicking in while he pummeled a weak, defenseless creature.

  2. Scheduled a lobotomy after a week long bender and spotted Joe 10 points.

  3. ...is consulting with Rush Limbaugh on techniques to tie half his brain behind his back.

  4. visited the massachusetts state home for the bewildered.

    (pace tom lehrer)

  5. ...doubled up on his hair-plug-phobia treatments.

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  7. ...rented a parrot and left it beside a tv tuned to MSNBC

  8. . . . got a good night's sleep.