Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The Obama campaign picked up a new endorsement...
#5 Manolo: ...from Chris Matthews on behalf of all the executives and employees of MSNBC.
#4 hadsil: ...from Disney. Meet your favorite Disney characters at the DNC – Dumbo, Dopey, and Goofy!
#3 Mike: ...from a composite supporter.
#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...from the Mexican cartel.
And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:
The Obama campaign picked up a new endorsement from NAMDLA, the North American Man Dog Lunch Association.
Congratulations Genghis Khen!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
At the DNC, Biden told...
Clint Eastwood that he could too f*** himself, and demonstrated it.
ReplyDeletethe Irish his name was Joey O'Biden, the French that his name was Josephe Bidet, the Mexicans that his name was Jose Burrito......
ReplyDeleteGiggity
Delete...the audience with their help, the Republicans can take the election.
Delete... his collection of black, Polish, Irish, and other ethnic jokes.
... the truth about the accomplishments of the Obama administration. MSNBC spent the next hour calling Biden a racist.
the voices in his head that they could speak freely now. They were among friends.
ReplyDelete. . . on people who didn't support Barack Obama to Attack Watch.
ReplyDelete. . . a joke. In other words, he spoke to Obama.
. . . Sandra Fluke: "We don't need a condom, right?"
. . . the teleprompter to behave itself or else.
a joke he plagiarized from "Captain Willie's Whiz Bang".
ReplyDeletethe delegates that he really wished the convention had been held in Juneau in February because he's just more comfortable when his IQ exceeds ambient temperature.
ReplyDeleteChris Matthews the secret to getting Barak to give him a full body tingle. (That's why he can never wipe that grin off his body).
ReplyDeleteall the quadriplegics to stand up and bow down.
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