Monday, September 3, 2012

Walkingdead's Deep Thoughts: September 3 20-12

  • One day I’d like to go to Spain and run with the bulls.

         Well not so much run with them as drink a lot and see some old buildings, but you know practically the same thing.

         That joke was a lot dirtier when I originally told it.  Subsequently it was also a lot funnier.
  • Not a lot politically happened these past few days.  Give it up to politicians for going 3 days without doing something dumb.

         The navy seals apparently don’t want Obama re-elected.  News at 11 right there.
  • The fact that this race is still so close bothers me.  I’m not sure if this is a testament to Obama’s likability, or Romney’s unlikability.

         Cuz lets face it, its not Obama’s accomplishments that is keeping him in the lead.
  • Next time you meet someone who likes Obama, ask them why their going to vote for them again.  I guarantee you that 9 times out of 10 you will hear about how things would be different without that obstructionist congress.  If it wasn't for all those republicans in the senate filibustering all those bills things would have got done.

          So basically no one is voting for Obama, they are voting against republicans.  As someone who votes against democrats I can understand, but come on man, that guy sucks.
  • This morning my horoscope said:

         “Stay away from women who believe this garbage”.

          So that’s nice.

          Jokes on them, women stay away from me, must be in their horoscope.
  • I finally got around to seeing Captain America over the weekend.  I’m surprised it took me this long.  I really liked it. 

          In the beginning I was thinking about how those Germans think of everything.  It’s too bad their submarine builders didn’t think of punch proof glass though.
  • Tonight I have a date with my porch and a bottle of beer. 

          It’s the only kind of date I can get.

Good night.

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