Brace Yourself, I'm All Over The Place With This One

I've spoken out many times on my anger about how voting blocks get narrowed down to one issue.

Don't get me wrong, I understand that the main voting issue for Christians is does he believe in Jesus or not, but you can make the argument that Both Romney and Obama do. The big difference is that since Obama is a Muslim he doesn't believe he's the son of God.

See, I found a way to make a Obama is a Muslim joke. You're welcome America.

It's crazy to think that Obama's Muslim (yeah I'm not gonna not do it, so get used to it) heritage is the only thing keeping me from voting for him. It's not. It's cuz he's black. ZOMYGOD I WAS JUST KIDDING WITH THAT ONE!

Now as a white male Christian the only thing I should care about according to MSNBC is crushing minorities beneath my feet and seeing women put back into the kitchen. That's all well and good, I do spend most of my time subjugating those who are different from me; But what do I do with the rest of my week?

Of course with this I'm joking. I no more want to see women put back in the kitchen than... well if you want to make me a sandwich that's cool, but I'm not forcing you.

See that's the difference in the conservative movement and the liberal movement. You can be whatever you want.

With the liberal movement you can be whatever you want, as long as it fits into their predestined view of what you're supposed to be.

So yeah I kind of digressed a bit from my original point. I've written this over the course of 3 days.