Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: White House Budget

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The biggest line item in the White House budget...

#5 Mxymaster: for red ink to keep the national ledgers.

#4 hadsil: ...Kool Aid

#3 Crabby Old Bat: K-9 Steak Sauce for dogs.

#2 tomg51: for the smoke; closely followed by the mirrors.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

The biggest line item in the White House budget...special shocks for the presidential limo to absorb all the “bumps in the road”. 

Congratulations blarg!

Now here's a line for your guys to ponder:

Obama isn't so bad when compared to...


  1. ... having shingles until you die.

  2. know the reavers from Firefly? Something worse than that.

  3. ... Obama if he's reelected.

  4. ...that time we used the slip and slide on the roof to try getting over the barbed wire fence the next door neighbor uses to keep the riffraff out.

  5. As last night's debate showed us, Barak Obama isn't so bad when compared to the garbage the TOTUS says.