Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Aboard SpaceX Rocket

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Aboard the SpaceX cargo rocket...

#5 Jimmy: ...Big Bird’s head.

#4 Rodney Dill: the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

#3 artvol11: ...are Obama’s reelection chances after the last debate.

#2 AwesometificAmerican: ...are all of the military absentee ballots.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

Aboard the SpaceX cargo rocket is 1 rocket booster that’s clearly in the 47% Romney was talking about.

Congratulations blarg!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Now that Big Bird has had a starring role in an Obama ad...


  1. Lactose the IntolerantOctober 10, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    Obama is now leading the polls in independents aged 2-5 years.

  2. He can afford a nice wedding present for Bert & Ernie

  3. He is trying to recruit Count van Count to help out with the Florida ballots.

  4. . . . brought to you by the letters B and O, and the number 16 trillion.

    . . . Bob The Builder is joining the Romney campaign.

    . . . Democrats are looking forward to Mr. Roger's vote in Chicago.

    . . . the Electric Company is looking for a bailout.

  5. all I know is we won't see a proper investigation into the death of Mr. Hooper.

  6. Bo is starting feel a bit less pressure with another consumable target in the picture.

  7. . . . Maria laments, "Now that we all know Mr. Snuffleupagus is real, Big Bird needs a new imaginary friend."

  8. ...Cookie Monster is under pressure to change his name to Veggie Monster.

    ...Obama's campaign is claiming that Oscar owned a company that was victimized by Bain Capital.