Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Aboard the SpaceX cargo rocket...
#5 Jimmy: ...Big Bird’s head.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...is the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
#3 artvol11: ...are Obama’s reelection chances after the last debate.
#2 AwesometificAmerican: ...are all of the military absentee ballots.
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
Aboard the SpaceX cargo rocket is 1 rocket booster that’s clearly in the 47% Romney was talking about.
Congratulations blarg!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Now that Big Bird has had a starring role in an Obama ad...
Obama is now leading the polls in independents aged 2-5 years.
ReplyDeleteHe can afford a nice wedding present for Bert & Ernie
ReplyDeleteHe is trying to recruit Count van Count to help out with the Florida ballots.
ReplyDelete. . . brought to you by the letters B and O, and the number 16 trillion.
ReplyDelete. . . Bob The Builder is joining the Romney campaign.
. . . Democrats are looking forward to Mr. Roger's vote in Chicago.
. . . the Electric Company is looking for a bailout.
Oh, love these!
Deleteall I know is we won't see a proper investigation into the death of Mr. Hooper.
ReplyDeleteBo is starting feel a bit less pressure with another consumable target in the picture.
ReplyDelete. . . Maria laments, "Now that we all know Mr. Snuffleupagus is real, Big Bird needs a new imaginary friend."
ReplyDelete...Cookie Monster is under pressure to change his name to Veggie Monster.
ReplyDelete...Obama's campaign is claiming that Oscar owned a company that was victimized by Bain Capital.