October Surprise Election Countdown: 9

For the 6th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:

Upper level White House personnel are reporting that President Obama passed away three years ago in a bizarre golf cart jousting accident, and to save the country from a President Biden, the administration has been keeping up appearances using a combination of look-a-likes and a Weekend at Bernie’s style ruse. Unable to distinguish one clean, articulate black man from another, Biden remains clueless of the situation and hasn’t yet attempted to seize control of the government.