Saturday, October 13, 2012

State Department Leaks: Osama's Diary Continued

And the liberation still continues.  This one is a particularly poignant entry letting us see Osama's softer side.
April 1, 2010

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling really blue today. I was checking Facebook and noticed my friends list had dropped. Barrak and little Joey had defriended me. It was like an EMD to the heart. We'd been through so much together. It couldn't have been that Twin Towers thing. That was like years ago, and they said they were cool with it at the time. I tried texting Ms. Hillary to see what was up, but she just texted back: Dont pretend u dont know.

Not even my goats can cheer me up.

April 2, 2010

Dear Diary,

Oooh, I just want to stone them both! That was sooo not cool! You got me guys. I am the April Fool. BFFs.

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