Just after winning, Obama...
#5 Brutus: ...made corrections to the stock market.
#4 tomg51: ...got his head stuck in a bucket.
#3 archangel: ...frowned as the thought of having to put up with another four years of Biden crept into his mind.
#2 Genghis Khen: ...ate a dog, obviously.
And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:
Just after winning, Obama blamed Bush.
Congratulations Rodney!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Now that the election is over, Biden can go back to regular dosage of medication. Those higher doses make him slightly more coherent, but also cause him to laugh at inappropriate times.
Congratulations Bob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to have fun with:
Elizabeth Warren's first act as a Senator...
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Cooking her way through every recipe in "Pow-Wow Chow" while blogging about it, just like in "Julie and Julia"
ReplyDeleteshe scalped her tickets to Obama's inauguration
ReplyDeleteShe saw Harry Reid and said, "Ugh."
ReplyDeletewas to start running for president
ReplyDelete...was to take part in a Cherokee ritual to consult her spirit guide -which turned out to be Ted Kennedy, who promptly got drunk and drove her off a bridge.
ReplyDelete...was buying season tickets for the Redskins. But only for those Redskins who are at least 1/32 Redskin. Then she gave the tickets back because she is... well she's an Indian giver.
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