Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Found in Voting Booth

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth...

#5 Hwy93: ...Joe Biden’s Pants.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...the integrity of the main-stream media. Will return to anybody who can identify.

#3 hadsil: Chicago were several extras from “The Walking Dead” in costume. Wait, “The Walking Dead” isn’t filmed in Chicago. Hey, huh, AHHHHH!

#2 NO_MO_BAMA: ...A Black An African American Panther waiting to assist you.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth was the rope America used to hang itself.

Congratulations Dohtimes!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

After the election, the best part is  knowing whether dog will remain on the menu or not.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Now that the election is over, Biden...

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  1. ...can expect to get about as much public exposure as Boo Radley

  2. ...said, "Now where in the h3ll did I leave my pants?"

  3. ...can go back to regular dosage of medication. Those higher doses make him slightly more coherent, but also cause him to laugh at inappropriate times.

  4. ...can return to his old diet and job description as a booger eating moron.