Friday, November 2, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Reaction to Sandy

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama's immediate reaction to hurricane Sandy...

 #5 Alucard: ...How can I blame Bush?

#4 Andy: ...Did somebody say sand trap? Okay, let’s squeeze in 9 holes before lunch.

#3 Corsair: ...YESSSS! No more Bengazi coverage even on Fox news!

#2 Rodney Dill: ...“Sandy? No, Hurricane windy.”

And the best punchline goes to CarolyntheMommy:

President Obama's immediate reaction to hurricane Sandy...sheer frustration: how will he ever manage those sand traps and water hazards?

Congratulations CarolyntheMommy!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill

Bad news today for the Obama campaign: the political Climate Change is warming to Romney.

Congratulations Rodney!


Now here's a line for you guys to run amok with:

When asked about hurricane Sandy, Biden...


  1. ...stuck his arms straight out and whirled around while making whooshing noises.

  2. "They say she really blows.... so, of course, I'm in."

  3. Just want to say "Hi, I'm back." I had no power and no internet for the week due to a naturally occurring weather related phenomenon; hence my lack of one liner contributions. Power and internet just came back on today. I guess I'm good for the next 7 years' worth of Earth Day Blackout celebrations.

    1. Good to hear you got power back on. Hope everything is OK with you and yours (I'm assuming you were in the hurricane stuff?).

  4. Harvey and Rodney Dill: the heck with you both. Sometimes you just hit it so well there's no point in even trying (of course,I might anyway).

  5. . . . responded he sided with Valerie Harper over Sandy Duncan in the Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family hooplah

  6. ...said he was looking forward to her moderating his next debate with Paul Ryan.

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  8. "Sandy? Last time I went to the beach I got sandy in places no one wants to hear about... but let me tell you anyway..."

  9. ...said Hah!!! They missed Obama with the hurricane but I am sad to say that the RNC did make sure no Kenyan could win the marathon.

  10. said, "its (sic) not sandy, you maroon, its (sic) windy."