Friday, November 2, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 4

For the 11th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:

Chicago sources have gone on record to confirm that Bill Ayers wasn't Obama's first choice to ghost write Dreams of My Father.  His first choice was the zombie Mark Twain, raised for this purpose by Barack's personal voodoo priestess.  However, partway through the briefing on Barack's life, the zombie Mark Twain consumed his own brain due to the audacity of his despair.

1 comment:

  1. Nice. Audacity of Despair. Love it.

    Hey. Maybe it could be just "Surprise Election Countdown" without the October?? LOL