Thursday, November 8, 2012

Walkingdead Presents: Announcements Of My Future


As of today I would like to announce that I have decided to think about forming a preliminary party to check into the viability of my temporary consideration for running for the office of the president of the united states.

I have no idea where to put any punctuation in that last sentence.  I'm just going to leave
it at that.  Back to my main point.

For far too long this republic of ours has been run by tyrants nogoodniks and people who think they know what they are doing and actually don't.  I say it's time for a change.  Let's 
elect someone who knows he doesn't know what he's doing!

Lets elect someone who has some good idea's but isn't quite sure how to make them work.

Lets elect someone who really is just doing this for the free healthcare and lifetime paycheck.

And best of all, I promise only one term.  Success (not likely) or failure (likely) I promise
to bow out after 4 years.

That is assuming my committee comes back with good news.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AMERICA 2016 IS MY YEAR!!!!  DON'T SCREW THIS UP FOR ME!

3 comments:

  1. Who was the cute girl who convinced you to run this time?

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    1. HA, funny, this time its for me.

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    2. Uh huh, sure. Whatever you say.

      So who gets to be on this "committee", huh?
      (Pick me, pick me!!)

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