Nuke the Punchline: Fainting Hillary

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Why did Hillary faint last week?


#5 Apostic: ...She saw Michael Moore in a speedo.

#4 Son of Bob: ...that image is even more frightening when it’s looking back at you in a mirror.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...the ground she was walking on turned out to be consecrated.

#2 blarg: ...because Obama found her lack of faith disturbing.

And the best punchline goes to tomg51:

Why did Hillary faint last week? Bill had already sucked all the oxygen out of the room. 

Congratulations tomg51!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:

Other things besides guns that should be banned to keep us safe...from shrinkage. TSA agents with cold hands.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

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Now here's a line for you guys to have some fun with:

Obama's favorite Christmas movie...