Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Fainting Hillary

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Why did Hillary faint last week?

#5 Apostic: ...She saw Michael Moore in a speedo.

#4 Son of Bob: ...that image is even more frightening when it’s looking back at you in a mirror.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...the ground she was walking on turned out to be consecrated.

#2 blarg: ...because Obama found her lack of faith disturbing.

And the best punchline goes to tomg51:

Why did Hillary faint last week? Bill had already sucked all the oxygen out of the room. 

Congratulations tomg51!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:

Other things besides guns that should be banned to keep us safe...from shrinkage. TSA agents with cold hands.

Congratulations Dohtimes!


Now here's a line for you guys to have some fun with:

Obama's favorite Christmas movie...


  1. Actually a TV special, "The Year Without a Santa Claus".

    That part where they disguise Vixen as a dog - she just looks so tasty!

  2. ...The Star Wars Holiday Special. -Happy Life Day, Michelle.

  3. National Baffoon Christmas

    (Formerly National Lampoon Christmas)

  4. Golf Holiday Inn

    Miracle on 34th Tax Increase.

  5. ...Jesus: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas From Obama, Our Lord It Over You And Savior.