Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Thursday, December 20, 2012

• What child is this, who laid to rest on Mary's lap is sleeping?

  I don't know. I thought Christmas was about purposely offending people who follow inferior faiths with Christmas trees and presents.

  Yeah, 'tis the season for inexplicably angry militant atheists to get all upsot about Christians and the general public celebrating a commercialized holiday.

  Imagine what they'd do if most people actually acknowledged that "this child" we speak of in songs is Jesus Christ.

  I'm betting there would be a protest that culminated in an embassy bombing. Just kidding...that doesn't actually happen...because militant Islamists plan those things. Militant atheists don't plan anything because they don't believe they have any kind of future, as they are just accidents of nature. Or something.

•  Boehner says he will push through "Plan B" in the House anyway, after the President rejected the Pelosi-backed plan.

  Gee Boehner...don't, like, twist the Democrats arms or anything.

• Yeah, the official position of Nuking Politics is that Boehner needs to go the way of the buffalo. Which means, take a hike down a long trail with cowboys chasing you and Indians pretending you don't exist anymore.

  Or something like that.

  What I am trying to say is, Boehner...go away you traitorous scumbag.

• Carry on.

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