Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The easiest way to get on Obama's enemies list...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...Tell Joe Biden he’ll get a cookie if he can catch the flying monkey that comes out of Obama’s butt.
#4 G Fresh: ...walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.
#3 Dohtimes: ...is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.
#2 Manolo: ...is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to
children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.
And the best punchline goes to Manolo:
The easiest way to get on Obama's enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.
Congratulations Manolo!
[Seriously...with 30 or so punchlines, he was bound to win]
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
In the spirit of compromise, President Obama just issued a list of spending items he is willing to cut: both Biden's twinkie budget and Barney Frank's twinkie budget. Although they sound similar, they're not the same thing.
Congratulations Bob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to funneh-fy:
The Obama Administration is proposing to replace the Constitution with...
the Unstitution.
ReplyDelete1984
ReplyDeleteRestitution
ReplyDeleteThe Communist Manifesto
ReplyDeleteMein Kampf
Chairman Mao's Red book
...something less CONservative and more PROgressive: the PROstitution!
ReplyDeleteA roll of single-ply
ReplyDeleteThis inanimate carbon rod.
ReplyDelete... a dry erase board.
ReplyDeleteAn Etch-A-Sketch
ReplyDeleteThe HHGTTG
ReplyDeleteAnything written by Kilgore Trout.
ReplyDelete...his press secretary. Or a daily memo from the Joint Chiefs of Stuff.
ReplyDelete