Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Weird Ornament

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree...

#5 frogmouth: ...The star at the top? Inside a crescent moon.

#4 Manolo: ...is Mitt Romney’s tax records.

#3 Iowa Jim: ...one of the guns from the Fast and Furious operation.

#2 Dohtimes: ...was the loud speaker that periodically called Obama to prayer.

And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree: a binder full of women.

Congratulations Rodney!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

The Obama Administration is pushing to replace the $1 bill with gold coins - the kind with chocolate in the middle.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The most important Obama family Christmas tradition...


  1. ...the carving of the Christmas dog.

    ...Barak telling the story of the Nativity and how God punished Mary with a baby.

  2. Flocking.... They flock here, they flock there.... They're just a buhch of flocking fools.

  3. ...remembering which Jesus the day is meant for, no more Happy Birthday Daddy slip-ups for Fox to overhear. Unless it's Jamie Foxx.