Friday, February 22, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Like Bread and Buddha

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated...

#5 g: ...They will be saved for very special stonings.

#4 HokieGomer: ...Sell them to Obama as Arabian Skeet.

#3 blarg: ...keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.

#2 Writer: ...Trade them to North Korea for more missile technology.

And the best punchline goes to Oppo:

What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?...Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council. 

Congratulations Oppo!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

When asked to go skeet shooting, Joe Biden... wondered how big the 'skeeters were if you had to use such large guns to shoot them.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Al Qaeda's tips for dodging drones... 


  1. Don't watch the State of the Union Address.

  2. ...were mostly lifted from the British documentary "How Not to Be Seen":

  3. bow (... and kiss your bum goodbye)

  4. ...#1 - Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

  5. ...#2 - If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a drone.

    ...#3 - If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a drone.

  6. serpentine.

    (What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated... No joy for Jake and the Fatman)

  7. @Hokie Gomer - that reminds me.

    "Dodge Spin Parry Thrust" (Thwack... BOOM)

    1. Who knew Daffy Duck was an Al Qaeda sympathizer...

  8. ...when praying, put your clothes on upside down so it looks like you are facing away from Mecca, fooling the dumb Zionists in USA.

    ...put on Meeky Mousey ears and carry golf club and skeet gun all the time.

  9. ...don't dress like an American citizen.

  10. Support the repeal of the 22nd amendment.

  11. Make sure you keep up the pace of play.

  12. Repeat after me, "Michelle's new bangs are great!"

  13. Pretend you are Matt Damon. On second thought...